Android Market: Quoter
Read fun internet quotes from a variety of websites. Perfect entertaining while waiting in queues, public transport and similar.

Features include:
- Choosing which sites to read from
- Reading latest quotes
- Saving quotes for offline reading
- Sharing quotes via SMS, email, Facebook etc.

If you like my app, please buy the donate version – it’s ad-free!

Any comments and suggestions are welcome here in the Market or per eMail.

Quote sources in English:
- bash.org: latest, random, random >0, top100
- qdb.us
- quotebucket.org
- fmylife.com

Quote sources in German:
- german-bash.org: latest, random
- ibash.de
- swissbash.ch
- abash.at
- SMSvonGesternNacht
- school-bash.org

Quote sources in Russian and Ukrainian:
- bash.org.ru: latest, random, abyss, abyssbest, all with pagination support!
- ibash.org.ru
- ithappens.ru
- zadolba.li
- bash.bynets.org (bash.org.by)
- ukrbash.org
- killmepls.ru
- nefart.ru

// Magic. Do not touch.

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */
Followed by four nested for-loops.

doRun.run(); // ... "a doo run run".

/* You are not meant to understand this */

// Replaces with spaces the braces
// in cases where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

double penetration; // ouch

via stackoverflow.com